So.
School finally ended last friday. No more going back there for lessons.
7 years spent there, so basically half my childhood.
I do miss it. Had too many epic times there.
Yeah, I complained on a daily basis. About...

Friends
Enemies
Waking up for school
Walking to school
The school dinner
The teachers
The subject
The topic tests
The revision
The exams
Dinnerladies
The fact there are too mny stairs
Assemblies
Detentions
Getting an X
Getting chucked out of lessons

...Just about anything that I could think of.
Still, I'm going to miss complaining about it

Truth is, I'm a little scared about University. Can't wait, don't get me wrong, but I am a little apphensive about the whole affair.

Ah, well.
Looking forward to the Leavers Ball end of next month!
So...any dress ideas?

And I'm not talking about the guy who'd rather flirt with the lads.

Now that my Jan exams are over, my artwork sculpting begins, and whats queer is that...

My art teacher expects probably 2 sculptures out of me...in the space of 3 weeks...and though I'm glad he's confident in my skills.
I'm not so sure time will be on my side.

So that and I think my other art teacher has favorites. And I'm certainly not one of them. He brushes me aside and sometimes he just seems to be saying "Why did you even bother with art?" when he's saying to me I'll definitely get a C.

Maybe he needs to check the records again...I got an A in my exams! Ugh. Really hate him!!!

And I definately thinks HE'S queer!

Gaylord.

Christmas everyone!

Hope your all having a great christmas day and evening.
Pretty festive in my household, all getting together and watching movies and big feast and playing family games. Really nice :]

Have a brilliant christmas and hopefully, you'll get to kiss the one you;ve got eyes for under the mistletoe (though I doubt you'd need encouragement) lool.
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Dear Alucard-Dracula01:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your a pervert. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside of Chigago and I saw you carve your initials into my avacado plant. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I had a sex change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep common sense as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember eggplant fetishism.

Greetings to your freak family,
FoolishLamb

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the first person on your watchlist):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I had a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Your embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

1. How old will you be in five years? 5 years....22!!!!! Yikes!

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Umm...my loovely Pav and Katiee

3. How tall are you? Not very...5'3. God I hate being a half pint.

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Umm..school fashion show. Friends' birthdays and parties that go with them lol.

5. What's the last movie you saw? "Just Friends" soo damn funny and cute.

6. Who was the last person you called? Pavv

7. Who was the last person to call you? Parm

8. What was the last text message you received? I can't remember, my phone is dead and the charger won't CHARGE IT D:

9. When was the last time you recived a voicemail? About a couple weeks ago, telling me I'm a fatty and that I need to get my butt to someone's house because I was being too anti social with my life. LOOOL.

10. Do you prefer to call or text? Call, I take forever to text, plus I can't be bothered to text lol.

11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Umm... I was in my room, waiting to fall asleep lol.

12. Are your parents married/divorced? Married and still going strong haha.

13. When did you last see your mom? Like half an hour ago haha. She downstairs chopping onionss

14. What color are your eyes? A very dark brown, not the slightest bit interesting.

15. What time did you wake up today? 7.15am. Damn college >.<

16. What are you wearing right now? Skinny jeans, and a florescent blue jacket.

17. Do you like Christmas songs? I hate christmas. Its so commercial and annoying. Yeah I'm going all Scrooge about it.

18. Where is your favorite place to be? At my town's garden. Its so peaceful and lovely.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be? At the dentists. Bad times.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Puerto Rico, so I could find DD and slap her for all the insults and abuse she throws at me! loool

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Hopefully have a good job, living on my owwn, somewhere far away from the rents.

22. Do you tan or burn? I have a tan 24/7

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Clowns. They are still bloody scary. Up close, all sadistic looking wrinkled old fogies in excessive make up. EWWW

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? Fraser's comment about missing me so much he had to drown in a lot JD and coke to forget about his sorrows. What a complete liar loool.

25. Do you have an e-crush on anyone on DA? I'm gay with DD. She doesn't like to admit eet hahaha. Kidding, I'm straight folks! And no I do not lol.

26. How big is your bed? Big enough for me +someone.

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? Desktop pc!

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? With clothes on. Sleep without clothes in England?! are you mental?! I'll wake up paralyzed cause i'll be so frozen.

29. What color are your sheets? Red with some japanese writing on them

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2

31. What is your favorite season? Spring, because everything is just starting to blossom and its sooo nice

32. What is the best way to waste time on DA? Looking through deviations

33. What do you like about winter? Snownights, snowmen, snow angels. Just the snooow!

34. What do you like about the summer? The heat, ice lollies, sitting in the fields with my friends from sunrise til sunset. Aaawh I'll never forget those tiimes

35. What do you like about spring? The smell of grass after it rains. My birthday is in spring and it reminds me of Bambi for some reason haha.

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? Umm...4

37. What cities/towns have you lived in? 5

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? I prefer socks inside and flats outside.

39. Are you a social person? Very much sooo

40. What was the last thing you ate? Indian fooood

41. What is your favorite restaurant? Frankie and Benny's whaaaat a restaurent!

42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream? Mint and chocolate

43. What is your favorite dessert? Profiteroles filled with cream yumm.

44. What is your favorite kind of soup? I hate soup!

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? My what what and what?!

46. Do you like Chinese food? I like some of it.

47. Do you like coffee? Coffee is the making of the devil. Its disgustingg! I love my indian teaa thanks.

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? Quite a few haha. Have to keep my skin clear yeh see

49. What do you drink in the morning? Orange juicee

50. What is your favourite gallery on DA? MY OWN

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? I need a lot of space haha. I toss and turn a lot

52. Do you know how to play poker? Ahaa, used to, not with money though! lool

53. Do you like to cuddle? I loove cuddling. As long as it isn't a surprise cuddle out of the blue when I'm walking down a corridor then its fine. (narrows eyes at Daaave!)

54. Have you ever been to Canada? Me and my friends are planning to next summer haha. Where I can get drunk all the time and be living with my friend's family lool.

55. Do you have an addictive personality? Oh yeah, people are hooked on my personality loool.

56. Do you eat out or at home more often? Bit of both.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? I wish I didn't.

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Bar from Elton John, DD's cousin Nicole and her aunty lool.

59. Do you want kids? Nooot yet I don't hahah. Who knows, I might, I might not.

60. Do you speak any other languages? Hindi, punjabi, german and a bit of french. I can belt a couple swears in spanish too.

61. Have you ever gotten stitches? Yupp twice. Both times it hurt like hell cause they didn't put me to sleep. Cheap rip off bastaaards!

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yeaah it bo no fun!

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Ocean. Pool is too restricting.

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat? Window seat. On a plane if I don't have a window seat, I'll make like a 5 years old and throw a tantrum.

65. Do you know how to drive a stick? Drive a stick? um no.

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Besides clothes. Art stuff and reading books.

67. Do you wear any jewelry? I'm wearing two bracelets right now.

68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s? Top Gear and Gossip Girl.

69. Can you roll your tongue? I don't know.....

70. Who is the funniest person you know? Oh my god. There are so many funny people in my life. If your not in my life, it probably means you can't make me laugh haha.

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not really. I have a massive metoyou teddy thats probably as big as me haha.

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? I don't know, its usually on silent and vibrate.

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? Yup, my little orange dress. My red jumper and my yellow shorts and my silver jelly shoes which were the coolest thing when I was a kid haha.

74. What red object is closest to you right now? My red make up baag.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? Wehn I spit, I turn it on haha. Reserve water people!

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. I used to have them open, but now I can't sleep if they aren't closed haha.

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bear, I could play dead

78. Do you flirt a lot? I hope not, friends say I do.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Tomato ketchup

80. What is your favorite food? I have manyy haha. I love everything!

81. Can you change the oil on a car? Uhm..not yet haha

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Noope

83. Have you ever run out of gas? Noope

84. What is your usual bedtime? About midnightish.

85. What was the last book you read? I see you - such a scary book!

86. Do you read the newspaper? Yaaah I sure dooo!

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nope. Magazine are annoying.

88. Do you like the new DA? I didn't realize it was new O.o

89. Do you watch soap operas? Noppe lool.

90. Do you dance in the car? How is that possible? hahah

91. What radio station did you last listen to? 105/2FM KERRRRANG RADIOO!

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? Theres not a picture fraaame here, but I guess it would be one of my baby cousin Amisha, shes such a cutumss!

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? "Internal and exteral forms - henry moore"

94. What is your favorite candle scent? Lavender

95. What is your favorite board game? Scene it woop!

96. Which DA people have you had dreams about? None hahahahah what the hell?!

97. When was the last time you attended church? Like....last year this time. Stood with Will singing the hyms and that. Then Will told me I had some freaky middle aged man with a red tie staring at me. Never am I going to church again haha.

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? Hmmm... Mr.Meredith and Mrs Grier. They are both legendary! I could name so many more.

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? Like half an hour hahaha.

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you? Rob went out of his way to speak to my biology teacher to let me back on the course, even though he didn't need to. That was very sweet of him.